Anonymous:
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger

Yooooo eyeyey

Anonymous:
"I READ UP TO A CERTAIN PART."

”!!!”

Anonymous:
Fartmuncher

Sweet

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that


Stockholm Syndrome?!?!!?!
One Direction

rollingonthewind:

Does anyone else think these two clips might be the same song??

zeeday:

this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

pancakereport:

CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

Harry’s new twitter icon

disneytrinketbox:

One of the best things about getting married at the Grand Floridian is definitely Richard.  Richard is the Official Fairy Tale Wedding Greeter at the Grand Floridian Resort, and he is “the fixer of all things satin and lace, straightening and fluffing the wedding gowns of brides who marry at the Disney resort.”  He’s 87 years old now, and he estimates that he has helped over 3,400 brides get ready for their big day!  What a sweetheart! You can read about him here:

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2003-12-10/news/0312100038_1_bustle-train-conductor-apiece